Anonymous: you are beautiful inside and out and i wish you and your family the best. 

Thank you so much!!

boobslyn:

Moment of silence for straight girls whose boyfriends don’t go down on them

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poopinginschool:

interviewer: any special talents?

me: image

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Anonymous: there havent been any you and hubby posts lately 

I know, he’s away for training right now👎

esotericbeefarmer:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

polyturtles:

It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.

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Yes.

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Hell yes.

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Hell.

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Fucking.

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Yes.

I am so, so proud of you.

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