mitchdoeslife:

Adam Levine is a dedicated yogi. Seven hells.


(Source: samanthapanther)


you have a beard now!

(Source: standinginyourownsunshine)

SHADOW CAN YOU PLEASE REFRAIN FROM ITCHING YOUR ASSHOLE ON THE CARPET UNTIL OUR COMPANY LEAVES!

vvierd:

true embarrassment lies within your first email address


(Source: twoheadedshark)

moriartyisaprincess:

barackobama:

feathersmcstrange:

polished-trophy-pretty-whore:

stuckwithharrypottertilltheend:

sneadly:

WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF 

I WANT TO READ IN THE SHOWER 

AND TO PROTECT MY BOOKS FROM MY TEARS

IT’S 2012 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF.

IT’S 2013 WHY ARE BOOKS NOT WATERPROOF OBAMA FIX THIS.

I’m working on it

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